[Verse] Leather on the seats of a rocket ship Spurs in my boots and a big ol' dip Space ain't the only thing that's cold Take another hit off my cig Get up, cowgirl, this is how we live Let's get to the cosmos rodeo [Prechorus] My horse is rusty, yeah That's just the way I am So where do you wanna go? To Pluto or Tokyo? The world will never know [Chorus] So call me a synthetic cowboy And it's such a big damn world But I know I'm gonna make it there Because I'm the real McCoy And you ain't never seen a synthetic cowboy [Verse] I got bionics in my arms When I raise 'em, girl, it's like an alarm So you know the trouble's going down There's some whiskey in the flask For you, my lady, if you need a mask To hide from the storm that's coming around [Prechorus] And if they try to take me down There's no way I'll let 'em win I'm no good at backing down And when I'm back in town I'll be on a spaceship once again [Chorus] So call me a synthetic cowboy And it's such a big damn world But I know I'm gonna make it there Because I'm the real McCoy And you ain't never seen a synthetic cowboy